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Romeo & Juliet Cigars
In my Town, I’m Called a Princess (Joke)
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super.” On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.” She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one.” To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Now put the tray up, Bitch.”
Anyone Knows About a Sphygmomanometer?
Hey there cyberspace surfer! Have you ever wondered what is a sphygmomanometer? Would you like to know about the current going sphygmomanometer price? In that case, you will enjoy checking out today’s link – there you’ll find all that information and more! By the way, the sphygmomanometer is most often simply known as a blood pressure meter, a name that you’re most likely to recognize, right?
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe… (JOKE)
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can’t believe it! He says, “What’s wrong with you? We’re being boiled alive! They’re gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?”
The other missionary says, “I just peed in the soup.”
Drunk FAILS Compilation!
If you really like going out at night and drinking your fill, the following video will make you laugh. Here, you’ll reminisce of all the things that make it so fun to get drunk, and all the while… maybe you’ll also realize that sometimes it’s best no to go overboard. Well, unless you’re OK with reaching the veritable paramount of the drunken state, as exhibited here:
Check Here for New Toyota Parts!
Good news for automobile lovers all around, especially those who favor the vehicles from Toyota: should you ever run into any mechanical problems and have the need for find replacement parts, check here for toyota genuine parts. They have a very comprehensive catalog and reasonable prices, not to mention you can order from them no matter where in the world you’re located. So hurray to the Internet, and have fun driving around!
Reflection on Computer Viruses and Trojans
Do you ever worry about getting a computer virus or some kind of spyware in your computer? In this day and age, it’s only natural to be concerned about such things!
Think about it: now more than ever, we tend to store sensitive information in our computers : work data, personal stuff, financial statements, and such. The damage that might be caused by a hacker who somehow managed to break into your computer could be really upsetting! With that in mind, it’s best to install a antispyware software, and it should be a really good one.
In fact, I’m currently looking to find out which is the best computer antivirus suite out there on the market, but it’s not easy finding unbiased opinions and reviews. If anyone out there would like to chip in and recommend their favorite software, please do!
One man, Two Brothers and Three Beers (Joke)
A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.
The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they’re gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I’ll bring you a fresh one as soon as you’re low.”
The man says, “You don’t understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we’d still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we’re drinking together.”
The bartender thinks it’s a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy’s three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, “Knowing your tradition, I’d just like to just say that I’m sorry you’ve lost a brother.”
The man replies, “Oh, my brothers are fine — I just quit drinking.”
The Unexpectedly Groovy Guitar Overdrive Pedal
It’s good news for music lovers from all over the world! If you’re interested in distortion pedals, you will like to know they’re having a tube screamer for sale over here. And if you don’t quite know what this gadget is good for, here’s a video that will run you through the basics. Check out this amazing video where a skilled guitarrist shows exactly what a tube screamer is good for:
Groovy, isn’t that right? As you can see, a tube screamer allows distorting the sound to make it even more interesting and engaging. The technical term for this gizmo is a “guitar overdrive pedal”, and it will really put your guitar into overdrive if you give it a chance!
8 Surprising Truths About Cats
So you’re a cat person and you think you know a whole lot about cats? In that case, chances are you may be about to get surprised with the following nuggets of wisdom. Read on to find out eight surprising truths about cats!
Dogs come when they’re called; Cats take a message and get back to you later.
Cats don’t like being baptized.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
A cat will always sit on whatever you’re trying to read.
A cat’s purr: The most effective stress medicine known.
Cats are quite good at domesticating humans.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.